I am contently driving down the street when I notice this giant sign plastered to a wall that says: call me I’m 50! I’m intrigued but not enough to call the guy (or girl) because at this point I realize the sign is posted on the outside wall of a school. Now, if that doesn’t tip the cops off to a possible pedophile, I don’t know what will.
I’m leaving for Florida in the morning and I can already say I don’t want to come back. Here is what I’m packing:
Don’t take me too seriously. This is my own spoof on MySpace survey’s. I didn’t cut my hair and I haven’t really been engaged/married three times. I used to be an avid survey taker but now I find them ridiculously weird. When I start seeing questions like ‘What color are your undies?’ I begin to Read More …
It is just not a good idea to make out in front of your parents and if you absolutely feel the need to do that PLEASE keep it at just making out…
Made with lots of love for the mother-to-be. The baby shower was fun but very easy to make fun of.
